It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
GOOD IDEA: Stealing the bike a couple blocks away so I don't have to walk. BAD IDEA: riding bike for the first time in years drunk as hell. I'm bleeding and my body hurts and once again I can't find my car.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
You went on the date? His pickup line was I swear I'm not a serial killer and you went on the date???
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