Porn is love you can see.
Her mom drove me home after I blew a .13 So there I am wishing her mom a happy mother's day sitting in the passenger seat where I just banged her daughter 15 min prior
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
What happened to fro yo and sex?
You made me take a photo of you under the stairs at the bar. "Look I'm Harry Potter."
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
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