Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
Please tell me how you drunkenly remembered your social security number when we were checking you into the ER.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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