So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
You just took 4 shots. 2 of them were maple syrup.
Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
I woke up and my clothes were soaked in the shower and I was wearing a Ghostbusters uniform. I'm shocked she hasn't left me yet.
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns.
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
Randomize