are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
Idk man, it felt like my skin was a suit and I could feel it zipping up my side and up to my mouth. And then my head felt like a ventriloquist dummy's head, with the jaw thing..it was freaky, dude
You think that's a metaphor for anything, champ?
Shut the hell up.
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
1. No more tequila 2. Why do you let me say slutty things? 3. I woke up and our apartment was covered in cake? 4. Love you
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
my breakfast just consisted of gushers (made with real fruit!) and they're trying to tell me im not eating right?
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
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