Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
I just woke up to my FedEx of contacts I've been waiting for for about a week and my hungover ass went to the bathroom and used beer instead of contact solution.
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
They wont sell alcohol here on election day! HOW THE FUCK DO THEY EXPECT ME TO ENJOY THE ELECTION SOBER?
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
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