You keep asking me questions like I have this magical thing called a memory
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
Just found my mom passed out in my bed holding a bag of wine. Not sure if I'm ashamed or proud.
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
Just wanted to let you know it's 3am and, at this point, I believe your sister has more of my semen in her than I do. So suck on that, fuckface.
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
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