This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
I just high fived you brother at the bar then immediately realized my hands smell like your vagina
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
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