I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
You brought back some girl with you at 3am and introduced her to everyone as "hot pocket"
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
I have vodka and explosives. For once, we can blow something up that isn't a blow-up doll.
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
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