Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
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