Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
I just found a 1/2 inch of mimosa in my shoe.
You should get more absorbent shoes.
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
If I ever mention marriage force me to Brazil to do coke and strippers until I die.
that ring i bought was worth the 6 bucks. wore it to the bar, told some girl i was recently divorced and wasnt ready to take it off. just got laid. THRICE.
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
This is classic penis vs brain.
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
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