My mom is giving me a "don't tape yourself during sex" talk. It's going to be a long car ride.
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
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