its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
Tell your boss that he's keeping you from eating a fuck sundae off of these 36-24-36 34 D's waiting for you at home on Valentine's Day.
He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
One of the worst parts about living at my parents again is trying to hide how often I'm hungover, just quietly puked in the basement bathroom while my mom got ready for work
i think we sleep fucked last night...
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
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