Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
I said ACK before Andy Samberg made it even remotely funny. That tool is stealing all my lines.
Yeah, you've definitely been jizzing in your pants years before he made it socially acceptable
her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
this will be a night to untag.
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
My mom ate salad out of the vodka bowl
Woke up to my asscrack filled with melted Reese's Pieces. Halloween parties are so weird here man
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
Randomize
