so i woke up with ketchup and a sticky boob on my face...this is a new low
Think I'm gonna go cougar hunting tonight... Any advice?
condoms and good judgment
Can I buy both of those at the same store?
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
Just put an ad on Craigslist for a fake groom... I'm sure only non creepy sane people will respond to it
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
I have 3 vacation days left and I'm guarding them like a gay dragon on a pile of gold dildos molded after celebrities.
Smaug the FABULOUS
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
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