oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
There is a banner on a house by campus that says "welcome to college dads. Thanks for dropping off your daughters!"
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
you're my knight in shining pee-resistant armor
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
So that 100 days of sobriety thing I told you about last week? Lasted all of 4 days. Fuck it, life's too short
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
I sent him a cookie cake that said "Congratulations you're not a father"
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
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