I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
I don't know when it is this year, but if I ever text you an illegible text that also happens to contain sharks, Shark Week started.
I spent the money she owed me on enough magnum condoms to make a blimp. Damn right I'm going to make the best of it.
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
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