It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
Your boyfriends underwear are hanging from my kitchen window. Where the fuck are you?!
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
Found a pic on my phone from last night. You're drunk. Arm wrestling some guy. In the bar bathroom. At a baby changing station. It's my new wallpaper.
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
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