I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
hey, what are you doing? my roommates are gone for the night... you should come over ;)
nah, i'm gonna grab some food
I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
I know. I know. The man who pulled me from my mother's womb was the same man who had his fingers in my vagina today. My life is a joke. I don't know how to feel about this.
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
Just got a motivational speech from the tacobell drive thru guy at 2am
is that a dick in a sweater?
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
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