I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
I can't tell if the dead thing in the yard is a deer or the guy I slept with last night...
My boob is missing a layer of skin
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
HOLY FUCK i just remembered we had bows and arrows and firecrackers last night
and flaming arrows and vodka
how did we not set your garage on fire
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