Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
if you don't open the door right now liz is going to get pregnant
Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
I kinda wanna Instagram the giant vag stain on my sheets. That is something to be proud of. It's a Christmas miracle.
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
Is there an "I fucked your brother" emoji?
Ate 3 ghost peppers and chased them with Everclear last night. Currently on the toilet cursing the universe and everyone in it.
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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