HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
What does it say about my expectations if I'm pounding three beers the hour before a date?
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
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