I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
You told me that you would let her eat cake off of your ass, then fell asleep on the floor
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
please don't ironically join a cult
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