Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
Taylor Swift is so right about you.
dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
Oh btw, my mom called... you made the police blotter in the newspaper. Don't worry, she's mailng me a copy so I can put in on the fridge.
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
After last night, I've decided I will now bang only men who professionally ride things for a living. I will accept jockeys, cowboys, bullriders, and pro bicyclists who lie and say they're bullriders.
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
I kind of really want to call off the engagement but I kind of need his mom's mashed potatoes on thanksgiving so I'm between a rock & a hard place here
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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