My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
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