i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
Please note: when a bouncer tells you to leave, pointing out that their career path makes them a much better judge what to do will not make you friends
A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
Literally the fucking master of salvaging the possibility of a blow job whilst also crushing somebody's dreams.
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
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