real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
I wish I only lived at night.
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
Why did I think it was so necessary to steal that rolling pin?
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
FIVE TIMES AND I HAVENT GOTTEN OFF ONCE
literally yelled NOOOO right before he finished .. yelled “five times and I still haven’t gotten off” when he was still inside me ..
Said “don’t worry I’ll get myself off tomorrow” to top it all off
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