these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
She asked to borrow my chapstick then said "I promise I won't get herpes on it"
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
He drops f bombs like every other word and he just gave me 127 shares of tmobile stock for free. I feel like I should pay him back in blow jobs or something.
It's statistically impossible for there not to be at least one guy sexting you right now
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
I wore a shirt that says "more tequila" to my bday party last year and that's why I want to be my own friend
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
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