Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
I just had a librarian tell me that "wikipedia is like sex"
When he expanded on the analogy it actually made sense. "you're going to do it either way, so I'm just going to tell you how to do it safely."
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
Try not to bring up the fact that I woke up and couldn't find my pants... He might get the wrong idea.
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
omg i just made best friends with a deer. Im like the drunk santa clause.
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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