Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
if you do not get any action from him tonight, I am personally walking my drunk ass over there grabbing his tongue and sticking it in your mouth. this is getting ridiculous
Everyone agrees they like your mother better drunk
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
so I'm coping with getting the "I'm not over my ex" bomb dropped on me by getting drunk and yelling at people while wearing a purple princess hat
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
You can't just call animal control when you're drunk because there is a bug in the shower.
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
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