You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
I'm gonna have bed sores at the end of this hangover.
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
It never makes you rethink your life choices when you're breaking into my apartment at 3 am to take a piss in my kitchen sink?
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
I'm not strong. I'm hormonal, sad, lonely, and trying to get laid via tinder
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