The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
When they arrested me, they gave me a bracelet with my mugshot and info. When you get one they can be our BFF Bracelets.
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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