And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
if you're the one who put those dollar bills in my bra last night, thank you because I just used that money to get myself a coffee
I’m literally lecturing this class on professionalism, while my body is undoubtably covered in leftover cum from last night. I’m a fucking role model.
I need advice on ways to politely say “fuck you on your way to hell”.
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