Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
Tell me why I woke up spooning a hamburger like it was a teddy bear.
Moral of the story: don't have drunken shower sex with the lights off...or you WILL break your foot. And the shower knobs.
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
If he can't cook well I'm just gonna buy a RealDoll and twenty cats and live my own fucking life
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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