D3 body, D1 cock
We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
So that wine I told you about is vile...
That the stuff you brewed in your dorm closet? Are you actually going to drink it?
Yup. It's drinkable. Might go blind, but I've got to use my chemistry minor for something.
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
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