i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
I realized tonight the smell of my dirty pads remind me of my grandfather.
Why are all the lights on in my house? Every single one. Someone should turn them off but I'm the only one here and I'm sure as hell not doin it.
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
i've learned that i'm good at stealing things. like live cats.
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
Bad news: I found out that girl you want has a boyfriend. Good news: she'll probably cheat on him with you. Better news: after seeing the way she treats him, that's the most interaction you're going to want with her anyway. Trust me.
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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