Do you have any idea why the dryer isn't working?
Because you touch yourself at night.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
I didn't know it was possible to throw up mid-sneeze.
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
I want a musical about memes.
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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