we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
Know what's awkward? Having a couple of moving guys watch while you detach the bondage cuffs from your bedframe, that's what.
My mom just offered to be my designated driver tonight. I love being an adult.
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
I'm at that stage of drunk where just imagining having sex makes me motion sick.
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