k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
My boyfriend correctly calculated the time I would be out of alcohol and showed up about four minutes after I'd run out with two bottles of wine. I think this is love.
I don't know what to be prouder of: the fact that last night i was able to successfully find my way home from evanston with 3-d glasses on, or that i was able to make my way around my house in the dark with my pants around my ankles
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
Alright if I email the police department asking for my mug shot do you think they will email it to me
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
How are you feeling today?
Like Satan handed me a grenade and ass sandwich.
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