no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
I changed the background on my phone to a picture of you so whenever I go to look at porn or text another girl I'll have second thoughts
Am I supposed to find that romantic?
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
in a last ditch attempt to make life awkward after i die today i want to be buried naked and have an open casket funeral.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
AND I NEED A VIKING FUNERAL OR MY GHOST ASS WILL SAUNTER ON OVER AND CASTRATE HIM FOR TECHNICALLY MURDERING ME
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