so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
BEES IN MY FUCKING PANTS. HELP.
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
i ate a whole tub of butter with my hands last night. don't tell me about rock bottom
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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