he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
A monkey stole my iPod. This was not in the fucking study abroad brochure
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
Also, being stuck with my family all week has made it very clear that I need to be drunk and I need to be fucked pronto
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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