Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
He came home at 2 AM on roller skates with his hair dyed pink while singing "Sweet Transvestite" and throwing glitter on all of us and everything we own. We had to call a cleaning guy.
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
After returning from the hospital with lock-jaw from getting tackle at the game. Some naked chick busted out of his room and hit him with a devastating haymaker to the jaw because he wouldn't have sex
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