dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
He passed out. Woke up long enough to declare himself "the sauce boss" and then bit me in the face.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
Hey I have your shoes. Do you remember shouting "Police brutality!" when the bouncer was kicking you out last night?
Well, that was my first dog walk of shame. Nothing says "I've got my life together" like an inside out shirt and a baggie full of dog shit.
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
What's a professional way to say get your shit in gear?
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