when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
when I picked him up he smelled like cheeseburgers, had a bite mark around his left nipple and we think someone stabbed him in the forehead with a pencil... it was like the Hangover meets Texas Chainsaw Massacre
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
So I went tanning and I burned my boobs.
They're like sad pomegranates.
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
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