im at a bar with my dad last night and he got hit on more that I did
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
imagine playing with puppies while we're drunk.
Like... we could film it and put like, "do you believe in magic" as the backround song and it would be complete joy.
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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