sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
Ran into that hot funeral director in the bar two days after the wake. pretty sure we drunk made out.
Grandpa would have been proud
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
Figured out how I got so much alcohol in my hair: tried to drink my drink using my cleavage as a cup holder. Missed my drink hole and got it all in my hair
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
My mom just walked in and saw a picture of his penis. She then asked me "Do you even have a cervix left?!" I don't know what to feel anymore HA
Yeah well that's a good thing right? Like mothers approval? Kinda like a Fathers blessing but. . . better?
So i walked around campus drunk and alone last night eating pizza and a lunchable from 7-11. Sat by the flag pole and drank an entire liter of water, took off my shoes to prance around in the fountain, then stepped in dog shit on the way home...barefoot.
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
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