I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
you threw up out the window, wiped your face with a twenty dollar bill, and threw that out the window too.
did we at least go back and get it?
how else do you think we got jack in the box...?
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
Why did you fed-x me a peanut butter sandwich?
It seemed like the thing to do. There's popcorn on it too.
STOP smoking sooo much weed. Damn
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
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