I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
I found a body half wedged into my bedroom wall this morning. How do I explain THIS to the carpenters?
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
The poop emoji wasn't even in my recents. Does that mean I'm growing up?
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
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