i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
I thought of you this morning when I woke up in a bed with a girl wrapped in duct tape dressed as a coors light can.
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
Ugh it's 2016, why can't our bodies just shed fat on their own
this is the second day the intern has gotten me coffee. he either wants to bang me or thinks I'm more important than I am.
either way he's in for disappointment
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
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