Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
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