Heybabeimwearingurpanties
Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
the general consensus of people in the room is that i should have another bottle of wine.
"people in the room" being me.
You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
Dude. Get me out of here. I'm surrounded by glitter-faced 40 year olds in halter tops. The desperation here is so thick you can taste it.
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
Did my roommate wake up in your girlfriend's apartment in drag again?
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
Randomize
