I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter
you pushed her into a kiddie pool and knocked out her front teeth... and you still managed to get laid. what. the. fuck.
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
Well, I ruined his toilet and he's still completely okay with me. Plus, it took him like a week to tell me.
If a girl I didn't love ruined my toilet I don't think I'd stick around.
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