Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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