Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
Why did that cocktail waitress get to sleep with Tiger for 2 years, and all I ever got for living in Whorelando for five years is a couple of pictures with Joey Fatone
You probably havent been upstairs if you think that the microwave missing its door is bad
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
Foreplay went from me being a bank teller and him a customer to us actually having to go to the bank so we would make rent
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
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