HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
So my ex just asked for my address to send me his wedding invitation... in Europe. Awesome.
That’s basically a green light to fuck his dad
Someone signed my nipple.
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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